DATE OF BIRTH: April 3, 1999

SEX: hermaphrodite

SEXUALITY: polymorphously perverse

AGE: 3

RELATIONSHIP TO OWNER: "The Stranger"

SPECIAL HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: Don't open on the door!

OWNER COMMENTS: If you do open the door, don't pick up "The Stranger."

BODY DESCRIPTION: This body has a medium team leader infantile head, a medium organizational infantile torso, a medium organizational infantile left arm, a medium business infantile right arm, a medium conceptual infantile left leg, and a medium communicator infantile right leg.