DATE OF BIRTH: April 3, 1999

SEX: hermaphrodite

SEXUALITY: polymorphous

AGE: 12

RELATIONSHIP TO OWNER: felines' ego ideal

SPECIAL HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: This body is not supposed to have any sexual organs, because they have been removed surgically. It is made of concrete because really feeble brains (like those of certain cats) believe that concrete is indestructible. It's not necessarily a fault to think the wrong things when you don't have sufficient information, or when you're more interested in other things (like food, sleep, and looking out the window, and kicking your brother off the bed). The arms are so much longer because a cat might think it would be cooler to be able to reach and grasp lots of things easily; cats simply ASSUME that their legs are powerful and will do whatever they want them to. . . The thumbs, of course, are major too. All cats dream about having thumbs.

OWNER COMMENTS: See above.

BODY DESCRIPTION: This body has a medium corporate leader infantile head, a small corporate leader masculine torso, a medium corporate leader masculine left arm, a medium corporate leader masculine right arm, a small corporate leader infantile left leg, and a small corporate leader infantile right leg.